Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 12: That must be jelly because jam don't roll like that

Me: There's Rachel. She looks like she enjoys what she cooks.

SH: What's wrong with her?

Me: She's not a toothpick like Giada. She's got a bit of a Milwaukee roll.

SH: She's got a butt. She looks great. I like that kind of figure.

Me: Good thing. That's what I have.

SH: I've always had a preference for women with some meat on them. You're lucky you have some meat on you. If you didn't, with as much exercise as you do, you'd have that sinewy, muscle-y look and I don't like that.

1 comment:

Benita said...

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder", as they say.