As we are putting clean sheets on the guest bed:
SH: You put your pillow upside down. The buttons are showing.
Me: The buttons are supposed to show. They are a decorative element.
SH: Why would you want to show the buttons?
Me: Because they are pretty! Now turn that over. I paid $40 apiece for those shams and I want the buttons to show.
SH: Why on earth would you pay so much?
Me: That's what shams cost. And I had a job.