Friday, January 09, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 38: Showing your love, or, Taking each other for granted

Me: Oh, that's elegant.

SH: What?

Me: Scratching your butt.

SH: It's better than farting.

Me: I suppose.

SH: Where does burping fall on this scale?

Me: Burping is better than farting but worse than scratching your butt.

SH: It means we're intimate.

Me: It means we're married.

SH: I know. I burp all the time.

Me: You didn't do it before we got married.

SH: Nope. But now I can.

1 comment:

Benita said...

Sadly, the "bloom is off the rose", so to speak...