Me: Oh, that's elegant.
Me: Scratching your butt.
SH: It's better than farting.
Me: I suppose.
SH: Where does burping fall on this scale?
Me: Burping is better than farting but worse than scratching your butt.
SH: It means we're intimate.
Me: It means we're married.
SH: I know. I burp all the time.
Me: You didn't do it before we got married.
SH: Nope. But now I can.