SH: Last night, when I was out singing, a woman I know at this bar told me that she could just get into her bathtub and listen to me sing.
Me: She was making a pass at you.
SH: No, she wasn't. She knows I'm married.
Me: Still a pass.
SH: No, when she does it, she's just making a pretend pass.
Me: She's said it more than once?
SH: Yeah, she said it once about six months ago, too.
Me: Totally, totally a pass. Can't say I blame her.