Saturday, January 10, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 88: Forsaking all others

SH: Last night, when I was out singing, a woman I know at this bar told me that she could just get into her bathtub and listen to me sing.

Me: She was making a pass at you.

SH: No, she wasn't. She knows I'm married.

Me: Still a pass.

SH: No, when she does it, she's just making a pretend pass.

Me: She's said it more than once?

SH: Yeah, she said it once about six months ago, too.

Me: Totally, totally a pass. Can't say I blame her.

1 comment:

TuesdayPillow said...

Hehehe, why are married men more appealing to some women? I wouldn't touch one with a ten foot pole.