Me: Maybe we should just rent a piano instead of buying one.
SH: Why? Do you think I might get tired of playing and then we would just have a piano sitting around?
SH: That won't happen. A piano is not like an exercise machine [like the ski machine that SH has had since I met him and that I have never once seen him use. It is in a box in the basement. "Can we sell it?" I asked. "No!! I might need that!" he told me.]