In the ladies' room with three other women and a very small baby whose diaper is being changed:
Woman 1: It's been years since I held a baby that small. I miss it.
Woman 2: Me, too. But I sure don't miss changing diapers.
Woman 1: Remember when we had only cloth diapers and had to wash them? Disposable diapers sure are nice.
Woman 2: But they're so bad for the environment! If I had a baby now, I would still use cloth.
Woman 1: Me, too.
Me: I wouldn't. I'd rather ruin the environment than rinse out poopy diapers.