Sunday, January 11, 2009

Songs of the South

Remember that our doorbells are kinda funny? The front door has the opening bars to the Star-Spangled Banner and the back door has Take Me Out to the Ballgame. We have discovered that the tones can be changed with the simple press of a button. These are the options:

1. Dong
2. Ding Dong
3. Westminster Chime
4. Star Spangled Banner
5. Hail, Hail, The Gang's All Here
6. Jingle Bells
7. Auld Lang Syne
8. Dixie
9. The Yellow Rose of Texas
10. Happy Birthday
11. Beethoven's 5th
12. Joy To The World
13. Take Me Out to The Ball Game

I want Dixie and The Yellow Rose of Texas. SH is all but what if someone hears Dixie and thinks we're racist? And I'm all the only people who would think that are hand-wringing leftists who are dying to be insulted.


Luke said...

Perhaps you should be more concerned that someone might think you actually liked The Dukes of Hazzard.

GirlBlogger said...

Before I got to the end of the post and read your choices I was going to put a plug in for Yellow Rose of Texas. Glad to see there's no conflict there.