Thursday, February 19, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 331: Spontaneous purchases

SH: I bought something really cool on

Me: What?

SH: A breathalyzer! I've always wanted one!

Me: How much?

SH: $40.

Me: Wouldn't it be cheaper not to drink?

SH: You say the same thing about the radar detector -- that it would be easier just to follow the law. But I want to speed.

Me: So what if you take the breathalyzer one night and you're too high?

SH: I suppose I'll just hang around a while before I come home.

Me: What if it's already 2:00?

SH: I guess I'll have to call you to come get me.

Me: That better not happen more than once.

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