SH: I bought something really cool on woot.com.
Me: What?
SH: A breathalyzer! I've always wanted one!
Me: How much?
SH: $40.
Me: Wouldn't it be cheaper not to drink?
SH: You say the same thing about the radar detector -- that it would be easier just to follow the law. But I want to speed.
Me: So what if you take the breathalyzer one night and you're too high?
SH: I suppose I'll just hang around a while before I come home.
Me: What if it's already 2:00?
SH: I guess I'll have to call you to come get me.
Me: That better not happen more than once.
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