Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 45: How to sweet-talk your husband

If he is a liberal, whisper these sweet nothings into his ear:

campaign finance reform
diversity
global warming
renewable energy
carbon footprint
economic stimulus
yes we can
terrorists are just misundersood
Geneva Convention applies to everyone
corporate greed
public schools
bailout
"I won"
birthright citizenship

Also liberal phrases but these will not have the desired effect:

taxes aren't for cabinet nominees
lower temperatures are for the lower people, not the president
public schools are for the public people, not for the president's children

1 comment:

John0 Juanderlust said...

I'm assuming it will work male to female as well, all philosophical considerations being relatively the same as the the example above. I'll give it a shot.