Saturday, February 07, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 47: The F word

SH: Did you just --?

Me: Did I what?

SH: Did you fart?

Me: Maybe.

SH: I can't believe you did that! When I have to fart, I hold it and go into the bathroom.

Me: We're married now. I don't have to hold it in.


Anonymous Mother said...

But you should wait AT LEAST until after the first anniversary...

Benita said...

When will he start picking his nose in front of you? Yuck!!!

sfgirl said...

Hmmmm, I didn't know that was in the rule book. Might explain why I'm still single.