Sunday, February 08, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 72: The proper care and feeding of pets

SH: When we get our cats, are we going to buy organic, fair-trade cat food?

Me: These are animals that lick their butts. No.

2 comments:

MrScribbler said...

I have a neighbor who feeds her cats organic, free-trade food. The other day, I saw one of them carrying a leaf in its mouth as it went into her house...I suppose the little beasts will be hugging trees next....

John0 Juanderlust said...

Wouldn't birds, squirrels and other rodents in the yard or around the house be organic and, in a sense, fair trade?