Thursday, February 19, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 845: Politics -- contagious or just dangerous?

SH: Hey! You changed out your toothbrush.

Me: So?

SH: It's blue. Now I can't tell which is mine [also blue] and which is yours.

Me: Just throw mine in the drawer. I need to get another one tomorrow anyhow. This one is too hard.

SH: I guess it's time for me to change toothbrushes, too. I've been using this one for a while.

Me: Just take mine.

SH: That's gross.

Me: I only used it once.

SH: But what if I catch something?

Me: Like conservatism?

SH: Yeah. That's what would scare me the most.

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