What I have to do before SH returns after being gone for a week:
1. Shave my legs
2. Squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom up
3. Arrange the remote controls neatly
4. Fold the blanket in the TV room neatly instead of tossing it on the couch like a normal person would do
5. Put a water glass back into the bathroom
Or I could just let him do all this stuff so he'll know how much he's needed around here.