Me: You guys duplicated this order and are sending me two Kelly Clarkson CDs. Please cancel one of the orders.
Target: They have already shipped, ma'am.
Me: Can I take one of them back to the store?
Target: No, CDs ordered online cannot be returned to the store.
Me: So I have to return it by mail. That's a pain in the neck.
Target: Maybe you could just call the Post Office and ask them not to deliver one of them and to send it back to us instead.
Me: You're not in the United States, are you?