Sunday, March 01, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 329: For better or worse or cats

Me: How about Boots and Mittens?

SH: No.

Me: Puff and Snow?

SH: No.

Me: Flicka and Nina?

SH: No.

Me: Nadine and whatever goes with Nadine.

SH: No.

Me: Dolly and Aretha.

SH: No.

Me: June and Johnny.

SH: No.

Me: [lots and lots and lots of names]

SH: [lots and lots and lots of nos]

Me: Sushi and Sashimi.

SH: No.

Me: Poke and Pele.

SH: No.

Me: I have an idea. Why don't you suggest names for a while and let me shoot them down.


MrScribbler said...

Why not just run down the Periodic Table until you find two elements y'all can agree on?

I think Selenium and Rhenium would make fine kitty names!

Luke said...

Mary-Kate and Ashley if they are too thin.

Jessica and Ashlee if they are too dumb.

Venus and Serena if they are athletic.

Fire away SH.

Ptolemy said...

He can suggest Beavis and Butthead and shoot down all of those?

class-factotum said...

P, he didn't even like Stinky.

John0 Juanderlust said...

Name them both Sparky. Can't go wrong with that even if one ends up being male and no one realized it. That happens a lot.