Me: I put my fat jeans in the Goodwill pile.
SH: That's ridiculous. You know you're going to gain weight again.
Me: Then I'll just have to buy new jeans. That will make me be careful.
SH: But you're more comfortable in the winter with a little more weight on you.
Me: For me or for you?
SH: I dunno. [His stock answer when he really means "I take the Fifth."][Also. He is a man who likes a bit of a Milwaukee Roll on his women.]
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