SH: I figured out why I get so dehydrated in the winter.
Me: Why?
SH: Because the water is so cold.
Me: ?????
SH: You know. When it comes out of the tap.
Me: ?????
SH: It's cold. Because it's so cold outside.
Me: Why don't you just turn the handle and make it a little warmer?
SH: But - but then I'd be getting water from the hot* water heater!
* Yes. The precise, accurate engineer really says the "hot water heater" instead of the "water heater." But I still love him and think he is hot, hot, hot.
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