Friday, March 06, 2009

Trifecta

What keeps me going to the gym:

Shame
The old woman who is always there walking around the track -- with a cane.

My favorite hobby

I look up from the exercise bike and see Rachel Ray. No, my favorite hobby is not watching TV, it's eating, which means my other hobby has to be exercising.

Aspiration
The aerobics instructor who looks like a Barbie doll. I hate her. I want to be her.

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