SH: Look! Laverne is licking inside Shirley's ear. She's been cleaning her.
Me: Yeah. That's a little gross.
SH: But I lick inside your ear sometimes.
Me: Not to clean it. When you do it, there is an erotic component.
SH: I think there might be something erotic between Laverne and Shirley. They're missing their parts, but they're still thinking there should be something going on.