Cristos anesti

Pastor G: Who can tell me what Easter is about?

Kid: Baby Jesus!

Pastor G: And then he grew up. What happened on Good Friday?

Kid: He got dead.

Pastor G: That's right. And now we celebrate Easter. What does "celebrate" mean?

Kid: A big party with lots of people.

This is Wisconsin. I'm surprised she didn't say, "a big party with lots of people and beer."