SH: I know you're looking forward to cleaning out my parents' place after they die.
Shirley with her bud Death.
Me: I'm not doing that.
SH: But what if I have to? Aren't you going to help?
Me: We'll tell Salvation Army to come get everything.
SH: But there might be stuff I want to keep.
ME: What, like the eight-year old Pittsburgh newspapers in the closet of the guest room?
SH: No. But I'll have to go through everything in case there's something I might need someday.
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