Sunday, July 19, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 1002: Your final destination, part 2

After watching the preview for Sunshine Cleaning.

SH: I know you're looking forward to cleaning out my parents' place after they die.

Shirley with her bud Death.

Me: I'm not doing that.

SH: But what if I have to? Aren't you going to help?

Me: We'll tell Salvation Army to come get everything.

SH: But there might be stuff I want to keep.

ME: What, like the eight-year old Pittsburgh newspapers in the closet of the guest room?

SH: No. But I'll have to go through everything in case there's something I might need someday.

No comments: