Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 135: Intimacy and the bathroom

Friend's daughter: What do you mean, you don't pee in front of each other?

Me: I always close the door.

New Orleans wedding 1.

FD: But you're married.

Me: There should be some mystery in a relationship.

SH: Yeah, but I know what you're doing. When you're going to pee, you say, "I've gotta pee." But otherwise, you say, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Me: I do not!

SH: Yes. I know if you are peeing or pooping.

Me: Oh good grief.

SH: Why do you care?

New Orleans
New Orleans wedding 2.

Me: Because I don't believe in letting it all hang out is why.

SH: What's wrong with that?

Me: Were you raised by wolves?

Minneapolis wedding.

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