Friend's daughter: What do you mean, you don't pee in front of each other?
Me: I always close the door.
New Orleans wedding 1.
FD: But you're married.
Me: There should be some mystery in a relationship.
SH: Yeah, but I know what you're doing. When you're going to pee, you say, "I've gotta pee." But otherwise, you say, "I'm going to the bathroom."
Me: I do not!
SH: Yes. I know if you are peeing or pooping.
Me: Oh good grief.
SH: Why do you care?
New Orleans wedding 2.
Me: Because I don't believe in letting it all hang out is why.
SH: What's wrong with that?
Me: Were you raised by wolves?