SH: I'm sorry. I will probably be farting.
Me: Oh yuck.
SH: They'll be bad.
Me: You fart all the time. Why is this any different?
SH: Those are beer farts. This isn't from beer.
Me: There are different kinds of farts?
SH: Oh yeah. Beer farts. Steak farts. Sushi farts. Sushi farts are the worst.
Me: Thank you for sharing.