Sunday, July 26, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 248: Methane

SH: I'm sorry. I will probably be farting.

Me: Oh yuck.

SH: They'll be bad.

Me: You fart all the time. Why is this any different?

SH: Those are beer farts. This isn't from beer.

Me: There are different kinds of farts?

SH: Oh yeah. Beer farts. Steak farts. Sushi farts. Sushi farts are the worst.

Me: Thank you for sharing.

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