A friend had this exchange with a guy at an online dating site:
Him: I have a substantial income. You can clean for reimbursement.
Him: I am serious.
Me: So I would be your live-in maid?
Him: No, my girlfriend.
Me: I appreciate the offer, but as we've yet to... oh, go on a date, I think the idea of being a live-in girlfriend is a little reckless and absurd.
Him: Maybe we should go on a date and see what happens.
Is it that hard to find good help these days? Or is it that hard to find a good girlfriend? I have so many questions about this substantial income guy and his love/cleaning difficulties.
PS Yes, she told him to get lost.
PPS Yes, she can do way better than this guy. She is funny, smart, gorgeous. She is out of his league.