SH: Because I had such a huge lunch at the client today, I got some coffee and a brownie at Starbucks in the airport and I can expense it.
Unrelated photo du jour. This place is on the way to the airport in Memphis.
SH: I brought the brownie home to share it with you.
SH: I do not want to eat my half of the brownie now.
SH: But just because I am not eating it now does not mean I will not want it later.
Me: Are you dibbsing it?
Me: That's all you have to do.