Marriage 101, Lecture 62: Dibbsing the brownie

SH: Because I had such a huge lunch at the client today, I got some coffee and a brownie at Starbucks in the airport and I can expense it.

Me: OK.


Unrelated photo du jour. This place is on the way to the airport in Memphis.

SH: I brought the brownie home to share it with you.

Me: Good!

SH: I do not want to eat my half of the brownie now.

Me: OK.

SH: But just because I am not eating it now does not mean I will not want it later.

Me: Are you dibbsing it?

SH: Yes.

Me: That's all you have to do.