Sunday, July 19, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 84: Nutrition

SH: You're trying to kill me with all this produce.

Me: You don't like the spinach salad with hot bacon* dressing?

If I really loved him, I'd feed him more fried food.

SH: Yeah, but I've already had a lot of produce today.

Me: Like what?

SH: I had that apple fritter this morning.

Me: That's pastry.

SH: Nope. It counts as a serving of fruit.

* That is, a bunch of melted bacon grease mixed with vinegar.

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