Sunday, July 19, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 865: Save Big Money at Menard's

What SH had on his CF-approved shopping list:

1. Brand-name AA batteries for my camera
2. Superglue

What he returned with:

1. Store-brand batteries, which are cheap because they are CRUMMY
2. Superglue
3. A broom
4. CD storage tower that holds 532 CDs and it has feet! if the carpet gets wet!
5. Two cans of Pringles, one Blazin' Buffalo Wing, the other Screamin' Dill Pickle
6. Spray grill cleaner
7. A 2x4

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