Me: I usually keep a box of emergency Pop Tarts in my trunk.
My friend Jen from the gym: Stay away from the Fiber One pop tarts.
Me: I saw those on sale the other day at Sendik's, but I told myself, "Just keep walking."
Jen: I bought some.
Me: They didn't taste good?
Jen: It's not the taste. It's the after effects.
Me: The after effects?
Jen: Just remember, a serving is one pop tart. Not the entire package.