SH: Why didn't you use commas?
Me: I don't know.
This photo of SH making Shirley beg for her supper has nothing to do with this post.
SH: But it's wrong.
Me: I don't care.
SH: But it's wrong!
SH: Are you trying to be edgy and cool with your disregard for the rules?
Me: You think this is me living on the edge by leaving out commas? That this is living dangerously? That I am such a risk taker with my sloppy writing? That this is me, thumbing my nose at The Man?
Me: You're nuts.
SH: You're smart enough to do it right.