Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 288: When I'm 64

Me: Will you still love me when I am all old and wrinkled?

SH: Yes.

Me: When my hair is gray?

SH: Yes.

Me: When I have those little hairs on my chin?

Visions of whiskery crones pop into our heads. Neither of us say anything for a while.

SH: You'll need to pluck those.


LPC said...

Make sure you have good glasses. The reason crones have escaping chin hair is that they can't SEE them even in the magnifying mirror.

class-factotum said...

Ick. I don't wear my glasses when I look in the mirror because then everything is in focus. Who needs that? I like my face a little fuzzy around the edges. Maybe I'll just count on SH's vision getting worse.