Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 288: When I'm 64

Me: Will you still love me when I am all old and wrinkled?

SH: Yes.

Me: When my hair is gray?

SH: Yes.

Me: When I have those little hairs on my chin?

Visions of whiskery crones pop into our heads. Neither of us say anything for a while.

SH: You'll need to pluck those.

2 comments:

LPC said...

Make sure you have good glasses. The reason crones have escaping chin hair is that they can't SEE them even in the magnifying mirror.

class-factotum said...

Ick. I don't wear my glasses when I look in the mirror because then everything is in focus. Who needs that? I like my face a little fuzzy around the edges. Maybe I'll just count on SH's vision getting worse.