I pull six cans of pork and beans from the shopping bag.
SH: Is that what you got for taking to the festival*?
This is a grocery store in Morocco. Yes, "saucisson sec porcine" means pork sausage.
SH: But it has pork.
Me: So what?
SH: This is the Arab festival.
Me: And pork and beans was the most nutritious item I could find for the money.
SH: It's not right.
Me: It's better than tomato paste.
* Three non-perishable food items for admission.