SH: Did you move my shirts when you took that photo?
Me: Yes. So?
SH: I had those in order!
Me: What do you mean?
SH: Some of those shirts had been worn only once but weren't dirty but will have to be washed the next time they are worn.
Me: If they aren't dirty, why does it matter? Can't you tell if a shirt is dirty just by smelling it?
SH: No! That's not the right way to do things!