Thursday, August 13, 2009
Marriage 101, Lecture 787: 12 steps
Me: You need a beer with that [buffalo chicken sandwich from Oscar's].
Me: Why not?
SH: Since I'm trying to be a responsible husband, I don't drink beer before I go out to drink beer.
Fortunately, SH is not a heavy drinker, despite the 300+ bottles of wine in the basement. Actually, that's why we have so much wine: he keeps buying it but does not drink it all. It would have taken him a good while to accumulate enough bottles to duplicate what Fred Smith (not the FedEx guy) did at his concrete sculpture park. Heck, even Fred had to have a tavern.