Friday, August 07, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 875: Rewards

SH: That stupid conference call didn't finish until midnight.

Me: Yuck.

Kim and Luke brought me my own package of Oreos. SH asked why they weren't for him. Luke said they were for me and if I wanted to grind them under my foot and then throw them into the trash, that was up to me.

SH: So I had a beer after I was done.

Me: And some potato chips?

SH: How did you know?

Me: Because I know you.

SH: And then I had some Oreos. With milk.

Me: [roll eyes]

SH: I was only going to eat three, but then I ate the whole pack. I deserved it.

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