Me: Yuck.

Kim and Luke brought me my own package of Oreos. SH asked why they weren't for him. Luke said they were for me and if I wanted to grind them under my foot and then throw them into the trash, that was up to me.
SH: So I had a beer after I was done.
Me: And some potato chips?
SH: How did you know?
Me: Because I know you.
SH: And then I had some Oreos. With milk.
Me: [roll eyes]
SH: I was only going to eat three, but then I ate the whole pack. I deserved it.
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