SH: That stupid conference call didn't finish until midnight.
Kim and Luke brought me my own package of Oreos. SH asked why they weren't for him. Luke said they were for me and if I wanted to grind them under my foot and then throw them into the trash, that was up to me.
SH: So I had a beer after I was done.
Me: And some potato chips?
SH: How did you know?
Me: Because I know you.
SH: And then I had some Oreos. With milk.
Me: [roll eyes]
SH: I was only going to eat three, but then I ate the whole pack. I deserved it.