Saturday, August 22, 2009

Marriage 101, Lecture 652: The sausage rules

SH: There are only two sausages left!

Me: So?

A full English breakfast with my own sausage.

SH: That means you've eaten five! I've only had one!

Me: I guess you need to move faster.

SH: But this is an egalitarian household.

Me: No, it's not.

SH: Then I should get more because I'm bigger.

Me: I thought you were a liberal.

English pub snack.

SH: Then I should get half.

Me: I'm not a liberal. So I don't care about your rules.


Anonymous said...

Aren't you two supposed to be on the same 'team'???

class-factotum said...

Anon, I am working on getting him to the Right side.