SH: There are only two sausages left!
A full English breakfast with my own sausage.
SH: That means you've eaten five! I've only had one!
Me: I guess you need to move faster.
SH: But this is an egalitarian household.
Me: No, it's not.
SH: Then I should get more because I'm bigger.
Me: I thought you were a liberal.
English pub snack.
SH: Then I should get half.
Me: I'm not a liberal. So I don't care about your rules.