Sunday, August 23, 2009

Some like it hot

He especially hates being in my house in the summer. “Why don’t you use your air conditioner?” he pleads. Because I hate to be cold, that’s why. I think people should learn to live with the seasons. That means in the summer, you wear lighter clothing, move more slowly, and drink a lot of lemonade.

And because I am a thrifty Slovak who would rather watch all my blood drip out of my body drop by drop than pay for something as ridiculously extravagant as air conditioning.

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1 comment:

John0 Juanderlust said...

Air conditioning is what separates man from the other animals. A better invention is tough to imagine, and don't throw up stuff we can do without, such as the alphabet or the helix. AC is king.