As we are walking into the Arab festival, we see a guy wearing an "Israel" t-shirt.
Me: I'm trying to decide which is worse: that I am taking pork and beans to get in or that you are wearing that t-shirt.
Him: I wore it on purpose.
Me: Right on.
I don't speak Arabic. Any translation?
They were smoking. Oh no. Miller Lite was the official beer of the festival. Somehow, I don't think pork was a real problem. This is Wisconsin. We put bacon in everything. (We go to the fair on Wednesday and my first stop is going to be the chocolate-covered bacon. And yes, the chocolate-bacon cupcakes I made were delicious.)
Saw this on the way there.