In Bakewell, where we got Bakewell pudding but did not expense it.
After I have completed SH's expense report for our trip to England and Germany, with the appropriate calculations made on the receipts so just his expenses were noted:
SH: Oh no!
SH: You wrote on the receipts!
Me: Yeah. Some of those items were just for me. Your company shouldn't be charged for them.
SH: But that's not how I would have done it! You shouldn't write on the receipt!
Me: OK. I'll do it differently next time.
SH: But it's not right!
Me: Well, if your T&E people refuse to pay those charges and call you because they can't understand what I meant [with a circled "13.40" on the bottom of the receipt to compare to the register total of 19.70], then you can tell them that your ex-wife was trying to help but she was just too dumb to do it right but you have taken care of the problem and divorced her.