Marriage 201, Lecture 98: Waiting for The Engineer

SH: You're not ready!

Me: I wasn't sure if we were going.

SH: But I said we were going.

Me: At 4:45, you said you wanted to go at 5:15. It's 5:28.

SH: I didn't say we weren't going.

Me: When you weren't down at 5:15, I assumed your plans had changed.

SH: You should have asked! When I'm late, I assume the waiting party is ready and waiting for me.

Me: Nope. I'm not getting ready unless I'm sure we're going.

SH: But now I have to wait for you to get ready.

Me: That's the idea.