Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Chats du jour: Didn't Obama just legalize this?

Shirley insists on hothouse, organic, cruelty-free grass grown by marginalized indigenous women.

I don't care if the cats do grass (I am a libertarian on drugs) as long as it does not affect their job performance.

Laverne prefers natural, wild grass.


Jan said...

As a fellow Libertarian on wine (I'm just too damn old for drugs), I approve this post.

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

Yes, but the question remains: do they vomit it back up or just eat it???

class-factotum said...

Thank you, Jan.

Maureen, we have had only two vomiting incidents and one of them was when Shirley jumped up on the island while I was in the bathroom and ate half of the baba ganoush I had just made. She threw it up as I was knocking her off the island. Fortunately, there was no carpeting involved.

The other time, one of them threw up downstairs on the carpet, but it was just a little bit and SH cleaned it up because you know, he's so much better at that sort of thing than I am.

So no, the grass does not seem to induce vomiting. Thank goodness. This is a vomit-free zone.