SH: I've had sun chips.
Me: Uh huh.
SH: And potato chips.
SH: Now I need some chocolate. It's been a crummy day.
Me: But no aspirin.
SH: No! [See earlier conversation: Me: "Why don't you take an aspirin for your leg?" SH: "I am convinced that one of the reasons I am so healthy is because I never take drugs*."]
* Note that "drugs" is defined solely as prescription and regular OTC pharmaceuticals. It does not include palmetto oil or fish oil or other ointments/potions/charms not reviewed by the FDA. Or alcohol. Or some other things.