Friday, October 23, 2009
Marriage 201, Lecture 402: Coming clean
SH: Where are the bath towels?
Me: I put them in the laundry.
Five minutes later.
SH: Oh no!
SH: I didn't get a towel out before I got into the shower.
Me: But you just commented on the lack of towels. Why didn't you get a new one out?
SH: Because when I lived alone, I got a new towel as soon as I put the old one in the laundry.
Me: You knew there wasn't a towel! I thought you were the smart one.
SH: Why did you put the towel in the laundry?
Me: Duh. Because it was dirty.
SH: But I was gone most of the week [and didn't use it].
Me: You wipe your dirty face on it.
SH: Yeah, I'm bad about just getting my face wet and then drying it.
Me: It makes the towel dirty quickly.
SH: It's your fault for having white towels. That's why I always had dark towels.
Me: That is disgusting.