Me: If you'll unhook the cable box tomorrow, I'll exchange it on Friday.
SH: It's too early to remind me. I'll never remember.
Me: I thought you were The Rememberer.
A drummer on the drumline at the parade yesterday in front of the place where I am a reading volunteer to little kids.
SH: I am.
Me: But you can't remember that.
SH: It's low on my priority list.
Me: Yet you can remember baseball lineups from before you were born.