Me: You bought another candle*! Just to tick me off!
SH: Yes! And guess how much I paid for it!
Me: It better be less than fifty cents.
SH: NINETEEN CENTS after the rebate. HA! The candle is worth more than nineteen cents and so is annoying you.
* We are ready for three hurricane seasons. Oh. Wait. We live in MILWAUKEE. Where we DON'T HAVE HURRICANES. But I would have to crawl through broken glass to get to the TRUNK TO GET TO THE FLASHLIGHT if we didn't have candles.