SH: No! You can't put it [the little flashlight] in the glove box.
Me: Why not?
SH: It won't fit.
Me: Well, I'll take out the owner's manual and put it behind the seat in that pocket thingy.
SH: NO! The owner's manual belongs in the glovebox. Every man knows that. And I don't want you to stretch out the pocket. What if I want to sell this car someday? The flashlight can go in the trunk.
Me: In the trunk? If I need it, it's because there is an emergency!
SH: You can still get to it from inside the car.
Me: With my broken leg? In the dark? You want me to die.