Thursday, November 19, 2009

Marriage 201, Lecture 81: It's important to have common interests*

He acts like he doesn't care about gossip, but we all know the truth.

SH: You know who Wayne Gretzky is, right?

Me: The one who married Janet Jones.

SH: What?

Me: Or was it Carol Alt?

Long pause pregnant with disbelief and a deep sigh.

SH: He's just the greatest hockey player ever.

* I mean interests in common


Jan said...

Yup, that Canadian guy who married Janet Jones.

Hockey schmockey.

LPC said...

Where to start?

Holly said...

More importantly, Who did kill Michelle? Who IS Michelle? And how do I not know about this? I have really got to start watching more TV.