Sunday, November 01, 2009

Marriage 201, Lecture 91: Sunday Clothes

SH: I don't know what to wear [to church tomorrow].

Me: Wear what you wore last week. [Khakis, an orange and white striped shirt and orange sweater that I convinced him to buy because it looks so good on him and he is so cautious about because he wears almost only blue.]

SH's Blue Period.

SH: That's silly. I can't wear the same thing I wore last week! That's like wearing the same thing to work two days in a row.*

Me: Do you remember what anyone else wore last week? Do you remember what I wore last week?

SH: [silence]

* See again: Men Who Work From Home and Do Not Shower or Change Their Clothes for Three Days

** See also, Men Who Wear Blue Shirts and Henry Asking, "Does SH Have A Blue Shirt?"

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