SH: I don't deserve anything for Christmas.
Me: Why not?
The view from Ridge Vineyards a couple of years ago.
SH: Because I just spent $180.
Me: On what?
Me: Oh great. Because we don't have wine? [300+ bottles in the basement and I do not drink]
SH: We don't have big bottles of wine.
Me: Why do we need big bottles of wine?
SH: Wasn't it nice to have that big bottle of wine when we got married? [and had 11 people at supper?]
Me: Were you planning to get married again?