Sunday, November 29, 2009

Marriage 201, Lecture 94: For better or worse or stinky

Achtung! Mom, don't read this. You won't like it. It's tacky and you raised me better than this.

SH: Uh oh. Don't come over here.

Me: Why not?
Source: http://www.media-freaks.com/work/leilei/pepelepew/pepelepew-01.jpg

SH: I farted. I'll leave the room.

Me: Well it's not like it's going to make any difference.

SH: It's still in my pants.

3 comments:

TheHRD said...

Hahahaha.....that is something my boy would say!

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

Men...

Melissa said...

Reminds of today... I went to the Y to exercise and dropped the kids off at the child watch there. When I went to pick them up, the one worker said, "Your son was a little gassy. We couldn't tell sometimes if he had pooped or not."

"Oh, that's normal for him," I replied.

Glad to know he doesn't just save that stuff for Mommy.