Girl: Wait. I have a cricket in my neck.
Me: What's happening here?
Girl: The shark is eating the pigs!
Me: Do you eat pigs?
Girl: No!
Me: Do you eat bacon?
Girl: Yes!
Me: Do you eat shark?
Girl: Yes.
Me: How?
Girl: With mustard.
Me: What else do you eat?
Girl: Whales.
Me: How?
Girl: [shows me how she chews]
Me: I mean, what do you eat on your whale?
Girl: Ketchup. And beer. [Well, we are in Wisconsin.]
4 comments:
Ketchup and beer; she will make some man very happy one day, I think.
Aaaaaaah! Too funny! Send this to Vodkamom! Stat! She always posts hysterical things kids say...
Oh, funny stuff! :)
LOL! Yes, ketchup and beer with everything seems to be a very Wisconsin thing.
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