At reading with the preschoolers this morning, looking at the book cover below.
Girl: Wait. I have a cricket in my neck.
Me: What's happening here?
Girl: The shark is eating the pigs!
Me: Do you eat pigs?
Me: Do you eat bacon?
Me: Do you eat shark?
Girl: With mustard.
Me: What else do you eat?
Girl: [shows me how she chews]
Me: I mean, what do you eat on your whale?
Girl: Ketchup. And beer. [Well, we are in Wisconsin.]